she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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