My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
