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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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