i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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