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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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