I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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