Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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