apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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