Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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