And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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