Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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