have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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