The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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