Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Randomize
