that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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