Duck Duck Cougar?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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