Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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