He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just pee around me
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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