no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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