So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My Higher Power is John Stamos
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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