in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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