we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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