one two three fourrrrnication!
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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