Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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