How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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