Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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