I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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