I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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