There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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