he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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