Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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