I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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