I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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