Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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