i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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