When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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