if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
