quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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