it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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