The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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