Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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