She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
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