his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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