Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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