There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Randomize
