So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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