Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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