i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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