i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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