he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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