Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
