Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
babies were throwing up all over the place
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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