2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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