Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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