Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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